"Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about..."
"You keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
"Listen, kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you. I don't give a fuck what you know or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
"Piss on this fuckin' turd!"
"Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I wanna know whose name is on the handle!"